Clipped Wings

I’m aware of how creepy and weird this sounds, but when the day comes that I’m married and all set and stuff, I’m going to be super excited about pregnancy. It’s the weirdest thing but I think pregnant bellies are the coolest thing ever. Plus, who would not enjoy a baby shower and opening a bunch of gifts with cute little baby clothes? C’mon, man, you know it sounds awesome.

Everytime Jessica and I go to Target now and I see the baby section I just tell her to have a baby so I can spoil it with all the cute little tiny clothes.

Just sayin’